Records Hall of Fame

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Written records from inside the $PILLED experiment: field notes, case reports, and the occasional warning label. Readable by the unpilled.

Articles from Hall of Fame

RECORD LCP-0492 2025-03-13 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Unexpected Rise of Unicorn Fart Dust

What started as a joke by crypto skeptic Ronald Branstetter became a viral sensation. Launched on December 17, 2024, to mock meme coins, UFD skyrocketed to a $240M market cap in 48 hours. Though it settled at $58.8M by March 2025, the community embraced it, proving memes can move markets.

RECORD LCP-0478 2025-03-13 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Rise of PNUT: A Tribute to Peanut the Squirrel

Launched on November 5, 2024, via Solana’s Pump.fun, $PNUT soared to a $1.8 billion peak, honoring Peanut, a viral squirrel euthanized by authorities. With a passionate community and a $162 million cap by March 2025, it’s more than a meme—it’s a movement, now facing a Pump.fun lawsuit. Nuts!

RECORD LCP-0363 2025-03-12 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The $ALON Saga: A Year of Celebrating pump.fun Spirit

Launched on March 11, 2024, by “narracanz” on pump.fun, $ALON celebrates Alon Cohen, co-founder of the Solana meme coin hub. Hitting its first anniversary on March 11, 2025, with a $6M market cap, this tribute token surged in January, fueled by community spirit. A symbol of unity, it eyes expansion while staying true to its roots!

RECORD LCP-0249 2025-03-11 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Pudgy Penguins Saga: An Icy Triumph That Melted Doubters

From a brink-of-failure NFT in 2021 to a game-changing token in 2025, Pudgy Penguins has been reborn under Luca Netz. With physical products in stores like Walmart, a historic 23 billion token airdrop, and utility in DeFi and the metaverse, $PENGU has earned a loyal community and a place in crypto history.

RECORD LCP-0001 2025-02-23 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era A Deep Dive into Fartcoin’s Wild Ride

Joke that became a cultural phenomenon. Fartcoin was more than just a token — it represented a critique of traditional finance, a satire on overly complex crypto projects, and a statement about the real-world consequences of unsupervised AI making financial decisions.