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Written records from inside the $PILLED experiment: field notes, case reports, and the occasional warning label. Readable by the unpilled.

There are compiled all the articles that $PILL community made.

RECORD LCP-0492 2025-03-13 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Unexpected Rise of Unicorn Fart Dust

What started as a joke by crypto skeptic Ronald Branstetter became a viral sensation. Launched on December 17, 2024, to mock meme coins, UFD skyrocketed to a $240M market cap in 48 hours. Though it settled at $58.8M by March 2025, the community embraced it, proving memes can move markets.

RECORD LCP-0484 2025-03-13 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era Pump.fun: The Platform That Turned Blockchain Into Everyone’s Playground

In January 2024, Alon Cohen, Noah Tweedale, and Dylan Kerler launched pump.fun on Solana, allowing anyone to mint a token for less than $2. By the end of 2024, it had minted over 6 million tokens and raised $60 million in fees, revolutionizing crypto with simplicity and speed.

RECORD LCP-0478 2025-03-13 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Rise of PNUT: A Tribute to Peanut the Squirrel

Launched on November 5, 2024, via Solana’s Pump.fun, $PNUT soared to a $1.8 billion peak, honoring Peanut, a viral squirrel euthanized by authorities. With a passionate community and a $162 million cap by March 2025, it’s more than a meme—it’s a movement, now facing a Pump.fun lawsuit. Nuts!

RECORD LCP-0436 2025-03-12 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era FAQ for PILL

1. Is this an official token? This is an official token created by the Trenches of Pumpfun. Born in the chaos, forged in community. PILL isn’t “OFFICIAL Pumpfun” like the scam launches from KOLs and presidents; or the fake one launched by hackers; or the clones that rugged. If you think PILL needs that corporate […]

RECORD LCP-0387 2025-03-12 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era PILL Bible – Is more than a memecoin

Core Identity $PILL is more than a memecoin—it’s a movement born from the Trenches for the Trenches. It represents the authentic, decentralized spirit of Pumpfun and stands as the antidote to scammy, monopolistic and insider approaches to cryptocurrency. $PILL embodies what crypto expert Murad described as “community cult memecoins”—tokens driven by people, not algorithms—that defy […]

RECORD LCP-0363 2025-03-12 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The $ALON Saga: A Year of Celebrating pump.fun Spirit

Launched on March 11, 2024, by “narracanz” on pump.fun, $ALON celebrates Alon Cohen, co-founder of the Solana meme coin hub. Hitting its first anniversary on March 11, 2025, with a $6M market cap, this tribute token surged in January, fueled by community spirit. A symbol of unity, it eyes expansion while staying true to its roots!

RECORD LCP-0262 2025-03-11 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The $LIBRA Token Debacle: Argentina’s Crypto Crash Heard ‘Round the World

Promoted by Javier Milei as an economic salvation, the $LIBRA token collapsed after reaching $4.5 billion, leaving losses of $314 million. With 82% of the supply in a few wallets and suspicions of manipulation, the scandal shakes the credibility of the president and the financial stability of the country. A crypto alert!

RECORD LCP-0249 2025-03-11 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Pudgy Penguins Saga: An Icy Triumph That Melted Doubters

From a brink-of-failure NFT in 2021 to a game-changing token in 2025, Pudgy Penguins has been reborn under Luca Netz. With physical products in stores like Walmart, a historic 23 billion token airdrop, and utility in DeFi and the metaverse, $PENGU has earned a loyal community and a place in crypto history.

RECORD LCP-0240 2025-03-11 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era The Goatseus Maximus ($GOAT): The Holy Goat

Launched as an AI experiment on Pump.fun in October 2024, Goatseus Maximus ($GOAT) has transformed from a digital joke into a $1 billion phenomenon. Fueled by a loyal community that burned half of its initial supply and held firm against speculation, $GOAT has proven that in the Web3 universe, collective belief can turn even a virtual goat into a crypto legend. Discover the story of how the “Goatse Gospel” conquered the meme coin Olympus!

RECORD LCP-0212 2025-03-11 BY Mage Crypto Glossary: Decoding the Meme Coin Trenches

Welcome to the wild lexicon of Pump.fun trading! Whether you’re a $PILL degen or a seasoned survivor, these terms will guide you through the chaos. Dive in and level up your game!

RECORD LCP-0001 2025-02-23 BY Mage Pre-$PILLED era A Deep Dive into Fartcoin’s Wild Ride

Joke that became a cultural phenomenon. Fartcoin was more than just a token — it represented a critique of traditional finance, a satire on overly complex crypto projects, and a statement about the real-world consequences of unsupervised AI making financial decisions.